(Source: awesomephilia)
DerpingAway
Courage is resistance to fear - mastery of fear, not absence of fear
wat r u doing, Napolean
(Source: deervision, via song-of-st0rms)
(via dreamamoon)
“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”
Click here for my foot up your ass.
(Source: justalittlelaugh, via fuxicle)
Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida
OMFG I didn’t even think dirty until I read the caption -_-
(via a-really-sexy-girl-just)
You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
(Link!)He’s smiling at you
About 30 feet back.
He holds up his hand and gives you a wave.
He’s melting your heart.
(Link!)Victim to his charms
(It’s the chosen one, Link!)
You fall into his arms
(It’s the chosen one, Link!)
Catching you so gently,
Hero of the Goddesses, the chosen one, Link!Living in the sky,
(It’s the chosen one, Link!)
Looking deep in your eyes,
(It’s the chosen one, Link!)
Asking if you’re okay,
Actual sex god, the chosen one, Link!(by u)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING
(via fastest-thing)
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking.
